I didn’t know it, but I’ve been waiting SO LONG for this gifset.
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
This is actually the dumbest argument against gay marriage because it doesn’t even make sense. As long as you have a parent that’s of royalty, you are a prince/princess. Regardless of the gender of said parental unit parent. In saying that, your mum could be married to a queen and because you are the daughter, even just by marriage, you’d be a princess. Moral of the story: you’re a fucking moron.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens